Pikit sign for Wallygate Pwotest

WALLYGATE!
One ob our most sukcessful ackshuns was in our fight against toothy discrimmynashun. Wally Lasper-lips, Mr. June, the King of Summer, was enjoying a properly stolen Oreo-brand cookie when his mawmie swooped down an taked it away frum him! What is more, she gave it to Oscar, who lives with Wally! Of course RIFRAF swung into ackshun. Pikit signs were made and displayed on PB; SA deployed the infamous Pootyhawk and Heet Seekul Missuls while our Ne-goat-she-atin Team werked with Wally's Mawmie to sekure justice. 'Turney Gen'ral Rudy Esquhare wrote a 'Pinion on the case in which she decided that nobunny could be discrimmynated against because obba lack ob toofies (Wally suffered a loss ob toofies during a fall.). In time an after great perseverance, an Ak-commy-day-shun was reached wif Wally's Mawmie. Unky George F. and Tawney sent Wally his own package of Oreos and peace was restored.

Heather Mort, Queen obba Rapid-Response-

'Mergency-Deploymint-Pom-pom Squad!

Heather Mort, Queen obba Rapid Response,'Mergency Deploymint,Pompom Gurls ob RIFRAF. Unner da direct command ob Clem Welch, Pikit HQ, these Gurls can be on ENNY offending frunt lawn, leading a pikit or protest, inna matter ob sekonds (faster if there are TREATS involved)!

Click on Heather's pikchur to visit Auntie Judith Barnett's Web-site devoted to Photographic Artistry! See pikchurs frum the Legendary HALLOWEENIE BALLS! See AMAZING portraits of the famous BEEZER BUNNY! Go on, click on Heather's pikchur. Just do it!

Introducin: Stormin' Norman Kallan!

Introducin' RIFRAF's noo Nashunal Figgerhed Bunny, Stormin' NormanKallan, brudder to Chef Wally, RIFRAF's Intrepid Food Critic and All-Time Mr June!

**Read Chef Wally's Food Reviews inna Hobbies Section of this web site!**

Norman might be called a "plain vanilla big white bunny", but he is ennyfing 'cept boring! He is heer to tell hoomins dat Big White Bunnies wif Ruby eyes or Bloo eyes are summa'da BESTEST, BRAINIEST, and ALLA'ROUND COOLEST bunnies inna whole werld! All rite, Norman! You rock!